Alta

I heard a rumor that Bobby Bob Hill had a traumatic experience in a mogul field and hasn't touched them since!

Every time I am graced by the glory of this print it reminds me of my grandfather Jimmy Earl Crow. He taught me that if people are different in any way to exclude them. He showed me that even though people say “times change” and “everyone else has come around on this but you assholes” to never sacrifice your deeply held bigotry. Alta has some of the most insane terrain I can imagine myself skiing. If any snowboarders want to post disparaging comments I will personally beat them up!!! If there is one thing skiing and my extensive testicle reconstructive surgery has taught me it’s that two is better than one.

Bobby Bob Hill is just sad that he will never grace the majesty of Alta with his “snowboard”. He shouldn’t feel bad, Snowbird is almost as good. Almost.

How DARE you denigrate the sacred Alta Ski Area, you incompetent swine? I'll have you know, they have the deepest, driest powder on the gnarliest terrain in the world. For you to rate this poster one star because you're too much of a pansy to ski there says a lot about your character. It is YOU who is trash. Write another review with your address and we'll throw some hands.

and mad because he can't snowboard at Alta. Stupid to give a product one star because he disagrees with the depicted resort. Bobby bob hill is a knuckle-dragging mouth-breather